i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
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