I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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