I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I need water and some morals
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
there is puke in my bra ... again
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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