haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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