Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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