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Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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