So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Someone signed my nipple.
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