Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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