So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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