FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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