If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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