Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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