I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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