do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
That was before I lit my hair on fire
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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