Just cropdusted the office
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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