I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Of course I have a pirate flag
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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