what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I have feelings that need drinking.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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