You can't special order awesome
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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