Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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