Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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