I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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