my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
high people should be assigned attendants
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Randomize
