i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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