If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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