But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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