We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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