ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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