After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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