Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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