I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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