just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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