one word: firstdatebathroomanal
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I know her cup size but not her name....
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