these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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