I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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