K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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