Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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