Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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