Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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