never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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