i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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