Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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