I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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