I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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