I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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