Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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