The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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