It's like a parade of train wrecks.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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