I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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