Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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