She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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