you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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