Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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