I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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