Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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