It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
