her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
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